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Here is my three month update since Dec:

I’ve done a load of gigs all over the shop
I’ve got some really killer material that takes the piss out of a lot of things
I’ve had short film in a festival that got a nomination for best something or other. Here's my acting showreel
I bought new shoes for £30 which look nice but are uncomfortable so now I empathise with women on a massive scale
I’ve started hammering social media with other bits and pieces to carve out more of an audience for how my brain thinks so they will eventually come to a gig.


I should really update this more often. 
I might vow to.



I know I'm meant to update this regularly. If only for the sake of my Google rankings. To be honest, life coming back from Ed was very challenging. I didn't have anywhere to live and was sleeping on Russell Hicks' floor, then my cousin's floor, then a Jewish lady's AirBnb. Then I had no day job, and I had such little money, and got a load of debt. But I sorted all that and got a great day job and the debts are being eaten and I have a nice place to live and life is good. And I did some amazing club gigs, and I went to Ghana to do a gig, and fell in love with a girl I thought might be the one for me, which was then dashed on the rocks of supreme sadness and disappointment, but then I had some more good gigs and cheered up and spent time with my friend Suzy Sue who has one of the best senses of humour in the world.

So now I'm just looking forward to eating Ferrero Rocher at my Aunty's house in Sheffield at Christmas and  just to feel good ol' Ekhart's feeling of the now.

As always I've got an hour this month. Get your tickets now, especially as the last one was bangin' and I got a nice little review from one of the punters. Most people don't leave comments, but when they do, they're good.

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So I’m back to reality. This is what happened in Edinburgh:

1. Got my show really slick compared to how it was before. I think it’s 25% improved.
2. Had some really good audience reviews left for me.
3. Made no impact at all.

And that’s probably the best scenario I could have hoped for at this stage.

Unfortunately my living accommodation for my return to London fell through, and also my day job work fell through, so I am in a bit of free fall and haven’t been able to focus properly as I’m scrabbling around for work and a place to live. But I’ve got another hour coming up in London so if you didn’t get a chance to see it so far, come on down.

Thanks to my boy Russell, and my girl Zahra for giving me the couch the last two days. I’m at my cousin’s love-nest now, so thanks to him and his Mrs for the nice sofa bed. Life/my stupid decisions continue to try to make things difficult, but I shall crush you just as Conan The Barbarian recommends. Maybe by the time I'm 74...

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There’s a lot to process and deal with at this Festival. You’re trying to make a big success of your show, flyering, dealing with flyerers, making sure the room is good, solidifying your jokes, dealing with the audience who might be tired from seeing five shows that day etc. From a performer point of view there are so many more factors than just turning up and telling jokes.

So you have to focus on the small victories. Small victories for me have been people saying how much they liked the show and paying the suggested donation of £10 for seeing it. Not everyone will value the show as I do, but some do. And that’s what I’ve focused on. I can’t control if a big production company or someone who works in TV commissioning finds what I do of value, so my focus all Fringe has been on the here and now, making the show work by reaching out to the audience I have in front of me whether it was five people or fifty.

But it’s nearly at an end. Nineteen shows done and two left. I’ve had some amazing shows, some ok shows, and two shows which really made me dig in. I’ve taken what I already had with the show and made it so much better. I’ve met new people, solidified old friendships, and I’ve eaten a bit too much food out and gotten a bit fatty. Whatever complaints I have though, at least I’ll have my proper gym back next week. And there’s nothing like something familiar to make you feel better.

Also I got a nice write up from someone who saw the show.

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This board was in front of me in my room. It's just
all flyers I picked up, but kept me focused that there
are a lot of shows out there so I better make sure mine
is good too.



It’s the last week of The Fringe for me. Seven shows left. Fourteen completed. As predicted it’s gone by very quickly. Reality approaches, and I cannot say it is welcomed. But for three weeks I got to do this show in this bubble of chaos and fun and disappointment and whisky and sweet potato fries. My last two shows have been full - every seat taken on Friday and maybe seven left tonight - and it’s a fifty seater. The majority of that audience have been my crowd, the kind of people that like the show I do and that I would get on with if they were in my circle of friends. I'm attracting people that I have a similar sense of humour to and this is very rewarding. It’s been amazing. In fact the majority of my gigs, regardless of numbers, have had positive reactions and good audience feedback, as well as a decent size bucket of money.

So this last week is going to be about relaxing more, continuing to implement the lessons I learned in the last fourteen shows, and having whisky. I had seven last night and it didn’t affect me in the slightest. I think I am now immune to alcohol so I am going to test that theory tonight.

Strength and honour my friends. Strength and honour.

#tpom #intotheunknown #edfringe2018

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I'm thinking about having sweet potato fries after these sweet potato fries.



Edinburgh festival is a place where comics go to hone their skills, improve their material and/or shows, and leave maybe with some sort of deal with an Agent or production company. But that doesn’t always happen, and whilst we SHOULDN’T expect it, it’s what we want. Especially when we’ve worked on something for a long time, years in some cases, and we feel we are a good product and have value.
But you don’t always get what you want and people don’t necessarily see enough in you. It can be disappointing, frustrating, and has brought many a grown comic to tears through disappointment and the stress of running your show and being over-tired.
This is why having friends, comedy friends, people you gig with and know exactly how you feel, are your support and backbone.

I’ve been really feeling it since yesterday and more so today. Really I’ve just been thinking “fuck everything”. And it’s ok to the feel that way as long as you come out of it. But sometimes the only way to come out of it is just to be around people doing what you’re doing. They're your councillors.

I hung with a couple of comics I gigged with tonight, and we just chilled, drank Whisky (they drank girly drinks and I had the man-whisky), took the piss out of comics we don’t like (no I’m not naming because I’m so professional) and then hung around street corners working out angles of niches in comedy that haven’t been tapped. Finally, at 3am, we ended up on a street corner on South Bridge talking about how Halal meat is a scam and that we don’t believe there is any regulation at all. Then we came up with the idea for "'Hal & Al' Holy Meat" as a brand we could trademark, which was pretty fuckin' funny.

And if that’s not what Edinburgh is for I really don’t know what it is.

#tpom #intotheunknown #edfringe2018

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My actual hand with an actual glass with actual Whisky.



I’ve reached just under the halfway point of shows that I’ll be doing this month. I did the 10th tonight and I have 11 more to go. I can already feel the increased sharpness of the whole 45 mins, and I've been able to develop other parts of the show and push on them or back off. I’ve improved my delivery, the jokes, my confidence, my ability to ride out the harder audiences, and my ability to weave in and out of the show to diffuse any tension. And the feedback I’m getting from audiences is great. They really connect with the material and take the time after the show to re-tell stories they have that relate to the whole subject of “Manly-ness”.

And for me, connecting with audiences to make them laugh and have a great experience is what I got in this for. Because if THEY have a great experience, then so do I.

I’m enjoying this so much.

And also, big shout to my amazing Flyerers Elizabeth and Jamie Watt. They've been out there working their arses off in the rain to get me nice full rooms!

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I’m staying in student accommodation flats right in the centre of the festival, shared with a few other acts. When I’m in the shared kitchen I always see Sara Mason and her bf Jonathan. She’s doing her show “Bondage” so I’ve been learning about all of that. Probably not something I’d ever get involved in with the whipping and stuff but I’m going to watch the show and she has sworn in the name of Allah not to involve me. Call me inhibited, but I prefer not to put one of those Pulp Fiction balls in my mouth.

It’s quite funny observing how Sara and Jonathan interact with each other in their downtime. Being unwillingly single I kind of people-watch couples, how they interact, who’s the more dominant one, who backs down in arguments, who tries to pacify, what the individual skills are that compliment one another.

Anyway I think Sara probably ties Jonathan up a lot, and that he likes it. Good for them man. Her show is doing well too. She’s turning people away due to numbers.

It’s a fun old Fringe.

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The Edinburgh festival is absolutely a bubble. You're walking around a very small radius area all day doing shows, watching shows and, more meaningfully, bumping into friends you gig with all year around in England that you might not see so often. Some comedians won't have the experience you do, some will be your exact peers, and some will have experience well beyond yours. Matt Price is one of the more experienced guys who I've known for about five years. A real good guy I've a lot of respect for that I've gigged with a lot and always has something of huge value to share. I bumped into him and we went for a Steak pie and Scone. He told me about the ups and downs of Edinburgh gigs, how they differ so much from the 'normal' gigs we do due to the conditions of how people may be seeing their 8th show for the day by the time they get to you, and that a lot of the rooms are just too hot and uncomfortable, and how to deal with these things. It was invaluable information and I really appreciated him sharing all this. I might not have worked this out all Fringe and all the while be doubting my material and ability as a comedian. His advice really helped me in my performance since that point and it was stuff I could apply instantly. And if you're really trying to become a better comedian and have better shows, this is exactly what it's about.

A whisky to you old friend for the Steak Pie and advice. (he's not dead I know I made it sound like he's dead)

#tpom #intotheunknown #edfringe2018

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Matt's show this Ed. He looks a bit like he's running for council party leader.



Had a great breakfast where I was demanding, yet charming, with the food at the TripAdvisor 4 .5 star rated Mrs McIntyres cafe. I was with my mate, and very funny comedian, Curer Ball and we talked about women quite a lot. He's 10 years younger than me but he had some insights even a man of my tremendously great wisdom could take on board. We always have these conversations about trying to find that right girl. Comedians looking for love is like comedians looking for laughs, but the laughs always seem to come more easily.

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Curer looking "cool".


The Edinburgh experience is really living up to everything I wanted to get out of it. I'm doing my show everyday and making it better everyday. I'm really learning how to manage the tricky Edinburgh vibe with the all conditions that exist in these rooms, I'm hanging out with one of my closest friends all the time, I'm training hard in the gym, I'm watching other shows and learning from other comics, and I'm having so much fun. AND people are really liking the merch as well as the show.

Yes it's a bubble and I'll have to return to the real world soon enough, but whilst I'm here I'm having an amazing life.

#tpom #intotheunknown #edfringe2018

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The Merch is a hit!



So I'm here in Edinburgh after a mammoth 8 hour drive where we stopped 7 times because my friend kept drinking too much water and peeing. It's fine. It's better than wetting the car. Edinburgh festival hasn't fully kicked off yet, but the chaos is coming. It's like when The T-Rex makes the water in the cup ripple. You know something is coming, but you're not sure what...

My wristbands are a hit though and people like them! So if you're up this way grab one off me and be one of the cool people in Edinburgh.

#tpom #intotheunknown #edfringe2018

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Sexy wrist models.


24/7/18 - Off To EDINBURGH!

So that's it, I'm all ready to do the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I'll be driving up in a hired Rav 4, the car choice of millions of hairdressers, with my good friends and fellow comedians Russell Hicks and Zahra Barri. We'll almost definitely be listening to the Batman Soundtrack on the way up. What a fun road trip! If you're up there come by and see all our shows. Here's my stupid face telling you when and where.

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I've just had these very cool "The Pursuit of Manly-ness" wrist bands printed up. For marketing and shit in Edinburgh. It's got a QR code which, when scanned, takes you to a SPECIAL SECRET MANLY-NESS TEST! They arrive this week so get one on at Sunday's London show!

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