A little bit about Hounslow.
Because no-one ever talks about Hounslow.
A real man will fight a bear. As long as he has a spnive.
The love of a man, felt by all men including Gamma-Ray based men.
If it doesn't have two wheels and can't cause your death there's no point and you are not a man.
How does one feel like a man?
By listening to man-music.
I am a serious man and I will watch the news WITH GREAT SERIOUSNESS.
Lung cancer and kidney damage.
The mark of a man.
Unless you're crying like a man.
In which case you may not be a real man.
Or you may be.
Ahh to have the skin of a beautiful man...
Don't know how to meet women?
Learn excellent strategies that will help you even less.
Had a fight lately?
Not like any of these guys you haven't.
Be the best bro you can be.
Even if it means punching your bro in the face.
Yeah, Vikings were pretty hard. But were they THAT hard?